Tag Archives: cold

spring, come soon.

Last week, a rodent somewhere in Pennsylvania promised that spring was on its way. I’m waiting. Patiently. Coldly. With great anticipation. I need you to save me, spring. Did you know that a groundhog and a woodchuck are the same creature? … Continue reading

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boycott

Dear Wednesday, I’m going to go ahead and boycott you. I mean, negative temperatures? This is Oklahoma, not Juneau. Sorry. We’ll try again next week. love, haley

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bright and shiny

What does it mean when the most colorful part of your day is your breakfast? I am so over winter. Give me some sunshine and happiness. I shouldn’t complain… the east coast is still digging out from under the Snowpocalypse. … Continue reading

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truth teller

Snowed on the way to work today. My car looks like it’s been dusted in confectioner’s sugar. I would like the warm weather back, please. Thanks. Motivation is not with me today. The walls of my cubicle are totally mocking … Continue reading

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